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Saturday, May 25, 2013

How to write a Personals ad...


You see the guys posting "trying this again cuz it did not work last time" or "not found what I'm looking for", but their ads have no info. Avoid the trolls responding to your ads. Avoid people just skipping over your ad. Avoid the back-and-forth mails while the guy asks you a bunch of questions. 

Put the right things in your ad if you want results.

- Include your stats. Ethnicity, height, weight, AND age at a minimum
-Your body type (fat/stocky/average/buff/skinny)? Hairy/smooth? Bald/shaved/short hair/long hair?
- Hookup? Dating? NSA? DL? Say so.
- What type of pics do you expect? Face only? Body?
- Age range you looking for? Under 30? 25 - 45?
- Your ethnicity or ethnicities you are in to? White? Black? Asian? Latin?
- Type of guy you are in to? Body builder? Construction? Cowboy? Moke?
- If a hookup ad, what types of action? Top/bottom? Oral? Receiving only? Giving only? Kissing?

You will save yourself a LOT of time and frustration if you do this. And, anyone responding to your ad will know the answers to the most common questions. And, if a 60 year old guy responds and says "I know you said you were looking for guys under 25 but....", you can reply back "WTF, can't you read???!!!" LOL

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