All horned up, gee I wonder why

So, my significant other often spends a good chunk of his evening surfing porn. Especially "straight guy" porn like Sean Cody stuff. Then he wonders why he is always horny and obsessing about sex with straight guys. We reap what we sow. You don't get in the sandbox and then wonder why you have sand in your shows.

This seems to be a common theme amoung several of my friends. They spend WAY too much of their time surfing porn, chatting, or working on their myspace.com sites. Come on guys, get a real life!

I learned a long time ago that surfing or watching porn was the quickest way to motivate myself to go out and get in to "trouble". :-)